Just how well does the moat that surrounds Cinderella Castle at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom protect the castle and (New) Fantasyland from ne’er do wells? Just how to defeat the most magical place on Earth’s defenses and make scores of Disney cast members and characters alike succumb to your almighty being is at the heart of this question recently proposed on Quora.com in the Military Strategy category.
Proposed tactics range from a Dumbo-ized take on the Trojan Horse ploy to an all out assault, shamelessly including “it’s a small world” in its collateral damage. While we commend the operation known as ‘Bibbidi Bobbidi Boom!’ simply for its creative name, we’re not sure on whether facing the wrath of a certain Marvel super hero team is worth the effort (‘If we can’t save Cinderella Castle, we will avenge it.’) The most agreeable method, however, seems to be the most direct route and that’s simply making dining reservations (albeit a lot of dining reservations) for Cinderella’s Royal Table. The plus side: quality princess time, the negative: the plotter thinks Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride is still around the corner.
source: Anonymous via BuzzFeed