Disney’s ‘Secret Agent X’ Online Community That Does Only Everything

If there’s blood under my fingernails, it’s only from scratching my head too much over this little revelation. Recent trademark applications by Disney Online are identifying an online social networking service(s) going under the title of ‘Secret Agent X.’

So what exactly is ‘Secret Agent X’? Well, other than a 1930s pulp magazine celebrating the ‘man with a thousand faces,’ a second trademark application explains it as: Computer services, namely, creating an online virtual community for registered users to participate in and hold competitions, showcase their skills, improve their talent, participate in incentive award programs, get feedback from their peers, form virtual communities, trade, buy and sell virtual goods, conduct virtual tours, facilitate interaction among users, rank users, engage in social networking, and participate in on-line discussion boards; providing temporary use of non-downloadable software to enable viewing, previewing, sharing, manipulating, and creating blogs regarding computer games via global computer networks and electronic communication networks for use in connection with computers, mobile computers, media players, cellular phones, wireless devices and portable and handheld digital electronic devices; providing temporary use of non-downloadable software to enable viewing, previewing, sharing, manipulating, enhancements for computer games, online games, and game applications and information relating to computer games and game enhancements via global computer networks and electronic communication networks for use in connection with computers, mobile computers, media players, cellular phones, wireless devices and portable and handheld digital electronic devices.